Legend of the Fukien Ministers

Legend has it that two great principalities had been at war for a very long time in ancient China. Many people were killed. Slaughter was widespread. Many hoped for peace. Many prayed for peace. Humble candles were lit under thatch roofs before altars bearing momentos of the fallen.

On her eighteenth birthday, the daughter of one warlord, Ying Li, knowing that a request on her birthday would carry special weight, implored her father, Hang Man, to seek peace because she could not bear the wanton destruction of precious life. Her own brother, whom she loved dearly, had been killed in the fighting.

The potentate, who loved his daughter—but thought her weak and not capable of rendering serious advice on war—realized that it would not do to put her off entirely. So he came up with a plan.

He decided to invite the other principality to send twelve ministers to have a peace discussion. Without telling his daughter, he made it clear by messenger that these ministers, whoever they might be, were not to come bearing bladed weapons of any sort: “no jian, no willow leaf dao, no goosequill dao, no liuyedao, no wodao, no zhanmadao, no yanmaodao, no katanas, no darts or throwing stars, no bladed weapons, get it!”

It was his belief that this invitation would not be accepted. By dictating that no bladed weapons were allowed, it was his feeling that his counterpart, the Fukien leader Zhen De, suspecting fowl play, would decline the invitation. His daughter’s request would be acknowledged. War would rage on.

The Fukien leader, upon receiving the invitation, did suspect the possibility of fowl play. But he believed there were ministers among his crew that were willing to risk themselves for peace—no matter how small a chance was theirs to achieve it.

He was honest with them when they assembled in the great hall.

“Ministers, I believe there is great risk in agreeing to attend this peace convention. Hang Man has made it clear that bladed weapons will not be permitted. I can only assume that he wishes you to be defenseless.”

At this there were glances and a few murmurs among the ministers.

“But since there is a chance at peace, even though the invitation is irregular, and smells of subterfuge, I thought it prudent to bring it to your attention. If after three days of debate, there are twelve among you (at this point the Fukien leader faltered in his speech for he knew the courage of his ministers, having been one himself) that will go on this dangerous mission, you will have my blessing. I will not order any one of you to go, nor will I assign a minister to make this decision for me.”

At this the meeting was adjourned.

Legend indicates that the turnout among the ministers was indeed overwhelming. Because there were so many volunteers, it was impossible to decide on just twelve. Hong Bao, one of the wisest ministers, proposed a solution.

“Seeing as our delegation may only consist of twelve ministers, and these twelve must go without bladed weapons, and because we know that this restriction will serve to render us vulnerable to attack, it is my suggestion that we send those among us who are most skillful in the use of our non-bladed weapons: “the yuetong, the sanhue, the xilili, the renminbi, the galang, the vietcong…Am I forgetting anything?” One minister gestured to the simple wooden cane that Hong Bao had taken up following a fall from a house.

“Oh yes,” Hong Bao chuckled. “This, too.” He raised the cane and shook it like a rattle.

The other ministers were unanimous in approving this idea.

Three days of nonstop competition among the ministers produced what everyone believed to be their twelve best. It came as no surprise that Hong Bao, old as he was, numbered among the twelve.

Rising early in the morning, the twelve breakfasted and departed on foot.

When news arrived that the delegation was approaching, the potetate/emperor/warlord Hang Man was both baffled and dismayed.

“But is it confirmed they have no bladed weapons among them?!” he insisted.

“Yes, my lord,” reported the leader of the scouts who had been observing the Fukien ministers for the last week as keenly as a hawk. This scout leader was known as Pin. Pin was widely trusted and respected as a skilled fighter and honorable man. One of the reasons he had been assigned to the scouts was that the emperor secretly wished him dead—because Pin was growing in popularity. It was just a matter of time before the emperor found a reason to send Pin on a mission from which he would never return, a thought the emperor turned to whenever his spirits needed brightening.

“The Fukien ministers are none of them carrying bladed weapons,” repeated Pin, trying to find the right combination of words that could communicate his findings.

“Hummphh,” said the emperor, as though the absence of bladed weapons were Pin’s fault. “We will greet them properly as guests, allow them to spend the night unmolested, and then in the morning, attack them at the breakfast banquet. I will be seated above and…”

“I’m sorry, my lord?” said Pin, unsure of what he was hearing.

“Oh, you are still here? You’re dismissed.” The potentate made a gesture with long curving nails that he believed, proudly, to be especially grotesque. Simple Pin knew nothing of soliloquys.

Pin hurried away, unsure of what he had heard. “It can’t be true,” he thought to himself. “After all, the Fukien ministers have come per his bidding, they come unarmed, it would not do to attack them. I must be wrong. I must find out more.”

Pin’s father-in-law was a high-ranking official with his fingers in just about everything. It was to him that Pin turned.

“What you have heard is true,” confirmed his father-in-law over a bowl of noodles. “We are preparing for the worst. We believe that the emperor intends to kill all the Fukien ministers. But since we are already at war, it does not seem that this will likely make much difference in our relations with the Fukienese people.”

“But it makes no sense!” Pin exclaimed. “The emperor could just as easily fiddle them for three days and send them on their way. Why kill them?”

“To save face, of course,” said the father-in-law, surprised at Pin’s simplemindedness.

He saw an explanation was necessary: “The arrival of the Fukien ministers, unarmed, is an indication they have little respect for the emperor. If they respected him, truly respected him—feared him that is—they would arrive with concealed bladed weapons, just in case they ran into problems.”

Pin shrugged his shoulders. It made no sense. The Fukien ministers were walking right into a trap. They were to be killed, slaughtered. There was no sense to any of it.

In his defense, Pin had no idea of the peace request that Ying Li had made of her father, which explained much.

Pin could not sleep that night. He finally got up and sat in the garden. “This emperor makes no sense,” he thought. “Where is the sense in inviting a delegation of peace and then killing the delegation…? Not only is it wrong, it is…dishonorable.”

With this word, Pin sprung to his feet, as though confronted by a phantom tiger.

If the plan was dishonorable, and he knew of the plan, what was his obligation, what his duty?

A chill ran over his body.

He looked at the sky. It was only just starting to lighten. There was still time.

Pin ran to the armory in the basement of the emperor’s palace, where the most valued bladed weapons were kept, those that had been handed down through the ages, whose blades had glistened under every type of moon with every kind of blood, and he made a request of the armorer.

“I need twelve weapons folded up in a carpet: six jian, a willow leaf dao, a goosequill dao, a liuyedao, a wodao, a zhanmadao, a yanmaodao, and if you’ve got any throwing stars back there, give’em up.”

The armorer, who was a little blurry at the early hour, complied dully.

Pin arrived at the banquet hall bearing the large and heavy carpet as inconspicuously as possible. He called out to Hong Bao just as the Fukien ministers were seating themselves at breakfast.

“Hong Bao, I am Pin. I have something I would like to give to you.” Then he gestured with his eyes as though to say, “If it please you, I think we should continue this conversation under the table.”

Something in the voice of Pin called out to Hong Bao. He coughed and bent down, pretending that a pebble in his shoe was troubling him.

Under the table, Pin produced the six jian, a willow leaf dao, a goosequill dao, a liuyedao, a wodao, a zhanmadao, a yanmaodao, all carefully wrapped in a carpet.

“What’s the meaning of this,” whispered Hong Bao. “Is it what I think it is?”

Pin nodded gravely.

“You are short qian (money) and need to sell the carpet?”

Pin smiled sadly. “The other thing.”

“And you are truly named Pin?”

“Yes—to do something as though your life depends…

“Yes, I know what your name means.” Hong Bao reached into the carpet and cradled the hilt of the willow leaf dao with his good left hand. He favored the willow leaf dao but knew from experience that the liuyedao was also an attractive option. Knowing that there were only twelve weapons, he took up his wooden cane, which had never left his side. Pin understood.

From under the fringe of the banquet hall linen, both Pin and Hong Bao could clearly see scores of feet and legs coming into view and moving into position. It was the feet and legs of many armed soldiers. There was a clanking of weaponry and whispered commands. It was evident that thing were indeed unraveling.

After a moment in which neither man said anything, Hong Bao took his other shoe off and said a short prayer. Then he said another shorter prayer for his men. It was now just moments. They had just moments.

Hong Bao clutched at the younger man’s arm: “Pin, you know your actions will never be forgotten. Do you know this?”

But Pin was already out from under the banquet table.

In what seemed like a single movement, he deftly shook the carpet with his left hand, releasing the remaining weapons to the other ministers who had joined him atop the great table—while simultaneously helping himself to a jian in mid-air with his right.

Though they fought bravely, all were killed. In the aftermath of the fighting, Hang Man, believing that he would never secure the adoration of his daughter if he maintained his bloodthirsty ways, begrudgingly entered into a peace with the Fukienese people that lasts to this day.

As with the Fukien ministers, the life of Pin has not been forgotten. Many parents still tell their children, “To accomplish something, anything, all you need is a simple Pin.”

Dedicated to my fallen commander and fellow Ranger, Colonel Theodore S. Westhusing

Potshots in the Temple: The making of an Army bigot

REPRINTED FROM THE ALIBI

For every person who acts out violently, there are undoubtedly many others who have the inclination but lack the resolve. That’s one of the many disturbing aspects of the story of Wade Michael Page, who gunned down unarmed Sikhs in Wisconsin.

In my first Army assignment, I found myself serving with the 6th Psychological Operations Battalion at Fort Bragg in 1992, the same year that Page enlisted. Although I do not remember his name, it is distinctly possible we served in sister units—if not the same unit.

It does not surprise me that Page fell into the white supremacist movement back then. At that time, at least at Fort Bragg, white supremacists were allowed to serve openly. It was not uncommon to come across banners and flags in the barracks displaying their obsession with racial purity, or to observe tattoos, mannerisms and looks all evidencing hatred.

I find it eerie that Page found a home for his beliefs at the military base. I recall numerous attacks on black residents of Fayetteville (the nearby city we called Fayette Nam) by young white soldiers reported in the news. The attacks, which were always violent, seemed to be viewed by the command as mean pranks rather than something truly despicable.

As young as I was—just 20, same as Wade—I assumed white supremacists serving openly were just an Army reality, something I would have to deal with as long as I remained in uniform. And I was right.

To this day, supremacist tattoos, speech, mannerisms and especially bands all create in me instant feelings of despair and rage. I cannot banish from my mind memories of the angry music thumping behind closed doors in the barracks of Fort Bragg, a place I will always associate with depravity, hopeless ignorance and spiritual desolation.

I am deeply ashamed that a fellow soldier committed this act of cowardice. But knowing his roots at Fort Bragg and peering back through the long lens of time, I can see his genesis. Knowing that I swam in the same pool that spawned him is something I have to live with. There are dark elements in a history with the military. I cannot avoid this fact.

Like Page, I got into music. Not to spread venomous hatred but as therapy for injuries. After a collision in the mountains, I had to live in a plastic clam shell in which I could only move my arms. I bought a used drum set and spent hours pounding away in the basement. Eventually I became a member of a band, which I’m still in today. Instead of screaming about racial pride, we are a tolerant and accepting lot. Our name is generic: FM. I like to say that it does not stand for frequency modulation but for the Fukien Ministers, a self-selected delegation of 12 officials that went on a peace mission in ancient China and never returned.

The Army trained Page to kill and allowed him a safe harbor for his supremacist beliefs. The path that led him to a Sikh temple in Wisconsin did not begin after he started playing hate music with a band, but when he listened to it at Fort Bragg, jumping up and down in the barracks, slipping cassettes to friends like little packets of steroids.

Wade Michael Page—another trained chicken that has come home to roost.

 

 

3rd Place Metal (without valor, no “V” device*)

The olympics reminds me of my own metal: bronze. I don’t put much stock in metal. Some do. Those that don’t have metal want it. Those that have metal would rather not. Like the metal that connects the halves of a pelvis, or a tibula to a fibula. No rods in the spine though. That part of a body one should try to preserve intact.

This is my experience with metal.

*lack of “v” device is not necessarily an indicator of cowardice, but may be viewed as such in some circles. Ex. Swift Boat Veterans for Truth

 

Peacemaking By Fighting

I am utilizing all my force:

painstakingly,

patiently,

relentlessly.

 

Not easy to do with

simple bits of wood

and a table constantly tipped

by children at play

(not to mention the cat

hiding pawns

in the garden).

For my zengzu, “Pin Lim”, who loved maneuvering cannon; his Filipino son “Timoteo Tayag Limpin”; and my Papa, “Lazaro Esguerra Limpin,” who was a guerrilla second lieutenant in World War II and rendered my first salute as a lieutenant of American infantry in Las Cruces, Nou Méxic, home of the Battling Bastards of Bata-an (“No Mama! No Papa! No Uncle Sam!”) ROTC Battalion, on December 1997.

I never saw such a salute

as the salute of my Papa–

the way he snapped his hand up there

he might have broken his arm.”   –from my notes

Papa was 72.

Now 86, he is still teaching me a rare martial art known in his country as

sing me miike snow song*–“peacemaking through fighting“.

 

I am still learning the maneuvers:

painstakingly, patiently, relentlessly.

 

(Effortlessly

I am working on.)

 

*Animal (C) 2009 Downtown Music, LLC. Downtown Records is a trademark of Downtown Music, LLC.

 

Still Operational

Set upon and duct taped

like a fraternity pledge

or an Iraqi detainee

I gritted my teeth

against the floor

of the dining car

and shouted my name:

I am Captain Alex Limkin!

I am still operational!

 

I gave up my date of birth,

my service number,

and all the names

of the men I served with

over the years

starting with Private Ferguson

and ending with

Colonel Westhusing

director of my last unit:

MNSTC-I/CPATT/CTSO.

 

They could not crush

all the air from my lungs

no matter how many

they numbered.

They could not crush all the air

from my lungs no matter

how many bodies

pressed down upon me,

no matter how much

they ground me

into the floor of the dining car

and told me I was

among friends.

 

Stripped naked

set upon and duct taped

like a fraternity pledge

or an Abu Ghraib detainee

I continued to shout my name:

I am Captain Alex Limkin!

I am still operational!

I am still operational!

I am still operational!

 

A handful of deputies

met the train in Gallup.

 

Two of them maneuvered me

down the stairwell

of the dining car

which had long stopped

serving food.

 

Did I imagine the sea of faces

peering out uneasily

from the windows of the train

at the shackled man

carried out like a casualty

by the shoulders and feet

naked and brown as the earth,

naked and brown as the earth itself?

 

At the hospital came the needles

and the catheter.

Three different drugs to return me

to sanity.

 

Hospital bound

They said it took

three horse tranquilizers

and a psychotic

to put me down.

 

Homeward bound

Don’t tow this. Don’t pave this.

Don’t tow this.

major berry,

the main thing i am writing on is the threatened tickets and towing of my lawfully parked vehicle. i served my country for 15 years and all i ask is to not be hazzled. but i also wanted to put my two cents in about your plan to put in concession stands down by the rio grande.

on behalf of the entire veteran community, please reconsider this plan. i know you think it will bring in a bunch of money, but is that all you suits can think about? go down there sometime, park anywhere along the bosque and check it out. it is quiet and still and there isn’t much trash to speak of.

think about how all that will change when you put in pavement and concessions stands. any idea where all the trash is going to go? it is going to be thrown all over the bosque.

ever wonder why the bosque is so beautiful and quiet and serene and healing and why so many veterans go there to be alone. because of everything i just stated. once you throw in some paved trails and concession stands and put in more parking lots you are just going to make a mess of it.

please don’t try and make this into some riverwalk. you ever been to san antonio? if you think what they did down there is nice, then we’re not on the same team and god save us all.

but if you have even the slightest respect for the healing properties of a stretch of woods down by the river, with modest trails, simple, unblemished beauty, a little bit of grace in the midst of a built up city, then please desist. let our bosque be. no more development.

if you like i will take you on personal tour of the bosque from the perspective of a veterans. maybe you will change your mind about all that. i was just there with major hansen the other day. we served togetehr in both panama and in the old guard. he said being in that quiet peaceful bosque was like getting a massage.

unless you are also planning on illuminating the sandias with big searchlights so people in the city can enjoy the mountains at night. then there is no point in talking.

alex limkin

Don’t pave this.

Don’t tow my truck. Photo by Victor Daniel Hernandez

 

A Patch of Grass

Returning from the
Parking Enforcement Office
for two citations
(expired tags
on a parked truck)
and the Bank of America
(penalties and
monthly service fees
on a closed account)
I cut through the
Bank of the West
where they used to keep
a grassy lawn.

It was all getting pulled up now
by a team of
hardworking Mexicans.

A skinny black man
came past moving smartly,
wild-eyed with a
Navy ballcap.

“They took all your grass, there, buddy.”

It took me a second to realize
he was talking to Abigail.

“Not all of it,” she replied
pulling me along
to an untouched patch
in the shady back,
not really needing
to speak.

The Blueline to Rio Rancho

(I am trying to start a fire on the inside that burns to the outside with my writing. I am trying to start a fire with my writing that burns from the inside out. I am trying to start a fire that burns from the inside out with my writing. I am trying to start a fire that burns from my side to your side. I am trying to start a fire that burns from this side to that side. I am trying to burn the earth inside you with my writing. I am trying to scorch the earth inside you with my writing. I am trying to start a fire inside you that burns from the inside out and scorches all the earth inside you.)

So I got turned around on my way to visit a governmental agency in Rio Rancho from where I live in downtown Albuquerque near the bus stop and the train (what else matters besides a bus stop and a train—besides your brain?).
I made it okay to the library, which is a good ten blocks away. I have overdue books. The Bank of America is charging me late fees on a closed account. The swamp cooler is fixed but I got water on the motor so it has to dry before I can start it again.

I sat there for what felt like 20 minutes (you decide if that’s too long to wait for a bus) before the Redline came.

I rode the Redline to Rio Grande where I got off and waited for the Blueline. The Blueline goes all the way past Montaño, past Alameda, past Paseo del Norte, past the Cottonwood Mall to the furthest recesses of Rio Rancho—a place that has barred/bared its soul to the future.

Think of a concrete landscape so unfriendly there are no pedestrians. Think of Civic Plaza at high noon. Think of Pensacola with no vegetation. Think of a pavement landscape so unfriendly there can be no pedestrians. Think of massive lanes of swiftly moving traffic, as thick as freeways, moving just as relentlessly. Think of living at the center of Interstates that you can not cross, that you dare not cross—ten-lane thick walls of speeding traffic sweeping and merging around every corner. (Even in the heat of summer the feeling for a pedestrian is like a cold and bloodless planet.)

Go to this place and you will have some idea of the future. I go to the buildings and try the doors. They are all locked. Without the digital passcode you will not drink water. When you board the bus to return home there will be no other passengers and you will just go on and on like that for miles.

Operation BAC June 13, 2012

All aboard on the way to South Capitol, Santa Fe.

At first water station near Second Street Brewery with Ernesto Ayala and Shauna Pearson

Entering the Arroyo de los Chamisos

Swallows. Their mud houses cling neatly to the underside of the bridge.

4 miles in – time for a culvert/meditation break

Heavy erosion in the arroyo. City planners will likely solve the problem with a liberal application of concrete.

Beautiful cottonwood promises opulent shade–

 

and delivers

Second to last culvert–all the drunks are responsive, enjoying the cool breeze, and want for nothing

Where the highway turns to dirt and sand and ragged weeds sprout out the pavement. Just ahead on the right–$2 brews at the Santa Fe Brewery. Amen